leuke oneliners

[Limmel]

Uit Rocky 6 (nog niet eens uit, ik weet het):

rocky: 'it ain't over 'till it's over'
jonge tegenstander: 'where's that from, is that from the eigthies?'
rocky: 'that is probably from the seventies'

Zit in de trailer en ik vind het nu al historisch 8)

[Eric B.]

uit Shaun of the Dead:


Ed: Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?



uit Snatch:


Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.


Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.


Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?



nog een paar uit Loaded Weapon


Colt: Give me a name!
Beckard: Weren't your parents supposed to do that?


Gen. Morters: Half the payment now. Half tomorrow. Half on delivery.


Becker: Do you sleep in the nude?
Miss Destiny Demeanor: Only when I'm naked

[mercapto]

Mr. Orange: Fuck you! Fuck you! I'm fucking dying here! I'm fucking dying!

Nice Guy Eddie: Did you see that daddy? Guy got me on the ground and he tried to fuck me.

Ivory Burns: Whoa! This weed is dope! Let's cash this stash and hit the road before the shit hits the fan and my ass is the grass.

[Dennis Vansant]

Onvergetelijke uit The Simpsons:

Fancy Homer: "so I said: let's slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini!"
^^

[Joost v.d. Ham]

Onvergetelijke uit The Simpsons:

"Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get."

"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel."

[rkrijger]

Wat dacht je hier van:

"People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch."

[Wouter van Dis]

Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times.

I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club.